Big Brother/Season One/Meet The Rats

Meet The Rats is the first episode of the first season of Big Brother Roblox.

Part One
TRIXIE MATTEL: hi i'm the bitch on fashion famous who doesnt dress up but still wins cause noobs, trixie mattel

KATYA SOMETHING: and i'm katya

TRIXIE & KATYA: and welcome to UNHhhh Big Brother Roblox

The crowd cheers

TRIXIE: so ok, let's get to our first contestant, we literally found her on the street, it's Anita Bum!

ANITA BUM: omg hi guyss

KATYA: so tell us one phrase about yourself cause were on a budget rn

ANITA BUM: i sucked your father

TRIXIE: and onto the house, NEXT

Anita Bum goes into the house

TRIXIE: our next contestant is a girl that was born in the 1850s and died like what 10 years later but is sticking around due to unfinished business

KATYA: and shes also a lesbian, please welcome lil kiki

LIL KIKI: hi guys...guys hi

KATYA: so yeah one phrase and then go inside the house

LIL KIKI: my favorite breakfast is your pussy juices

TRIXIE: oh honey... honeeeeyyyy

Trixie pushes Lil Kiki inside the house

KATYA: our next contestant is tan mom i mean fuck patricia

PATRICIA: heyy

PATRICIA: im either a valley girl or a southern belle, idk

she goes into the house

TRIXIE: next contestant is ACTUALLY the QUEEN of roblox games, you may have heard of her for litERALLY SLAYING flood escape 2 charts and surviving ALL natural disaster things ever made! but unfortunately she was unavailable so we brought in shay

SHAY: I WAS ROBBED BYE

TRIXIE: dont bye me bitch

Trixie bitchslaps Shay into the house.

KATYA: i miss UNHhhh

TRIXIE: oh honey, next up is a MAN wow a fucking man

CARL: hi everyone im winning this season idgaf

Carl goes into the house.

KATYA: WAIT, our producers are telling me our running time is ALMOST over, gotta get them bitches in the house

TRIXIE: ok GUYS WERE DOING THIS ONE QUICK AND EASY IN LIKE 30 LETS GO

CLARA: Hi i'm um idk ITALIAN ILLUMINATI WILL CONSUME YOU

COREY: hey yall im--

PARIS: NO ONE CARES, hi im paris and--

RONI: PRIDE

EMERSON: no tea no shade-- jk all tea all shade

LIZZIE: hey everyone im robloxs favorite lesbian

FLOYD: AND IM THE BBC

They all get into the house.

TRIXIE: And so here begins the first season of Big Brother Roblox... GET HYPED

KATYA: OH, ALSO, CONTACT IS AVAILABLE ON DVD--

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Part Two
theyre all chillin at the house waiting for hoh

Anita Bum and Patricia are gossiping.

ANITA: omg that fucking bbc i have issues

PATRICIA: wow anita why u so thirsty

ANITA: there are three guys in here with no STDs? bitch sign me the fuck up

suddenly clara

CLARA: help me the demon kid is chasing me

LIL KIKI: LET ME SNIFF YOUR HAIR

PATRICIA: mE

In another side of the house...

RONI: We shall spread pride around this house

LIZZIE: yaS PRIDE, lets fuck

RONI: um sis... im gay

LIZZIE: yes so am i, gay for that pussy

RONI: um gay for the dick

LIZZIE: no sweetie thats str8, AND WOW GREAT WAY TO TEASE ME FUCKING BITCH

RONI: WAIT YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT I WAS A GIRL

LIZZIE: I MEAN I DONT KNOW EVERYONE NOWADAYS IS EITHER FEMALE OR GENDERQUEER

RONI: I FEEL VERY ATTACKED

SHAY: bitch thATS MY LINE

EMERSON: omg look the fatties

PARIS: NO THATS MY LINE

SHAY: no tea no shade

EMERSON: all tea all shade

PARIS: u wanna fight bitch

EMERSON: sorry but im not a personal trainer for fatties, go eat more mcdonalds bitch, oh wait ur so busted that you cant even afford mcdonalds, kys

PARIS: im sorry you come in here telling me im busted bitch youre wearing a fucking nerf tshirt get it together

EMERSON: well obv nerf illuminati

CARL: wat

suddenly clara

CLARA: HELP ITS GONNA SNATCH MY WEAVES OFF

LIL KIKI: LET ME SNIFF YOUR FUCKIGN BANGS

''Suddenly the TV turns on and it's a Trixie and Katya sex tape. Everyone in the room is disgusted. Then, it changes to a video of Trixie.''

TRIXIE: WOAH OMG WHAT THE FUCK U DID NOT JUST SEE THAT

RONI: I won't ever be able to unsee that...

EMERSON: ^me when i saw paris for the first time

LIZZIE: it kinda turned me on

LIL KIKI: MOM I JUST WITNESSED A EVEN MORE DEMONIC PRESENCE THAN MYSELF

TRIXIE: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS TIME FOR HOH

Everyone goes to the backyard.

FLOYD: oh wow my 2nd line

ANITA BUM: PINCH MY NIPPLES AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS

Katya shows up in their backyard.

KATYA: Hello everyone, now I know it was wild seeing me in that sex tape but that's not the point, we're doing the HOH comp

ANITA BUM IC: I need to win this, I didn't leave the sewers to get robbed by any of the rats that are currently in this house

FLOYD IC: I need to win this, I didn't leave the projects to get robbed by any of the rats that are currently in this house

EMERSON IC: I need to win this, I didn't leave the Nerf store to get robbed by any of the rats that are currently in this house

LIL KIKI IC: I mean, if I don't win this, your souls are all mine

KATYA: so here we have Dahlia from Excel's Next Top Model to explain to you guys the challenge. we would've gotten idk Eda, Venita or even fucking Cynthia but budget so ye

DAHLIA: Hi everyone, I'm so excited, this is my first non-rigged show twitches head while planning to murder Crim in her sleep

KATYA (whispering): oh trust me, its very rigged

DAHLIA: Anyways, this HOH comp is called The Sweeper, you must avoid the sweeper by jumping over it. If it hits you, you'll be knocked off. The last one standing wins! LET'S GO

They all get on their podiums or hwatever the fuck they're standing on and the sweeper begins moving.

Paris falls when the sweeper hasn't even started.

EMERSON IC: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA LMFAO DID U SEE THAT I CANT IM DEAD

PARIS IC: has a trisha paytas style breakdown IM AFRAID OF HEIGHTS OK, IM AFRAID OF FUCKIGN HEIGHTS

The sweeper is moving and it hits Lizzie, Carl and Lil Kiki.

LIZZIE IC: i cba with fucking sweepers

The sweeper gets faster, hitting Clara, Roni, Emerson and Patricia.

CLARA IC: smh

EMERSON IC: still, did better than that bitch paris. shes lucky im not hoh cause if i was her ass wouldve been home in 2 seconds

''The sweeper keeps getting even faster, hitting Corey. Only Anita Bum, Shay and Floyd are left.''

SHAY: fuck yall im winning this

This distracts Anita and she falls.

ANITA BUM IC: after seeing floyd move his muscles bitch the water in the pool wasnt the only thing wet in that backyard

Floyd and Shay are neck to neck in the comp, when suddenly the sweeper hits Shay.

SHAY: WHAT NO FUCK THIS

Shay keeps holding on to the sweeper.

EMERSON IC: BITCH YOU THOUGHT PARIS WAS FUNNY

PATRICIA IC: shay was just strapped on to that like it was her life. it reminded me of me in high school when my mom tried to get me to get up.

Shay eventually falls and Floyd is the HOH.

KATYA: And looks to me like we've found our new HOH! Congrats, Floyd

FLOYD: thank you... erm... could u go, im still a little traumatized

KATYA: ugh fine, youre all fucking pussies

Katya and Dahlia leave the backyard.

LIZZIE: Hey, I liked it

Part Three
Everyone gathers around the HOH table.

FLOYD: Welcome to the first ever HOH ceremony. I have nominated two houseguests.

ANITA BUM: oh yes you did

FLOYD: um

PATRICIA: anita are u ok

ANITA BUM: nO

FLOYD: anyways, ive put up...

Floyd reveals the image of Clara.

FLOYD: Clara.

LIL KIKI: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE, LETS SEE HOW LONG YOULL LAST BIG BOY

ANITA BUM: IM SORRY DID U JUST CALL MY MAN A BIG BOY ONLY IM ALLWOED TO CALL HIM THAT

FLOYD: and my second nominee is...

Floyd reveals the image of Emerson.

FLOYD: Emerson.

Paris laughs in the background.

EMERSON IC: ROBLOXIANS PLEASE NOTE, I AM NOT GETTING EVICTED FIRST BYE

FLOYD: The HOH ceremony is now officially over.

In Floyd's HOH room, he invites Clara over.

CLARA: hey, what you wanna talk to me about?

FLOYD: I just wanted you to know you're just a pawn. I'm trying to get Emerson out

CLARA: oo kk

In the stage...

TRIXIE: Well, our houseguests have met each other and formed alliances and/or enemies...

KATYA: And with the new nominees, how will Veto play out?

TRIXIE: Who will go home and, most importantly...

KATYA: How many more of our sex tapes get leaked accidentally?

TRIXIE: FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF BIG BROTHER ROBLOX!